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It was the first day of school... the kindergartners were now first
graders. The teacher made an announcement to the class. "Now that you are
in the first grade, we will need to work on using grown-up words and not
sing baby words anymore."
"Let's tell everyone what we did over the summer.."
Well, the first little girl got up and said that she went to see her
"nana" over the vacation.
The teacher said "that's good! But, we need to start saying grandma like a
grown-up, not nana; that's a baby word."
The next little boy got up and said with a big smile that he went for a
long ride on a "choo-choo".
The teacher said "I bet that was exciting! But, we need to start saying
train like a grown-up, not choo-choo; that's a baby word."
Well, the last little boy got up to tell what he had done. He said that he
read a book.
The teacher said "that's wonderful! Which book did you read?"
The little boy stood up nice and tall, puffed out his chest and in his
most adult voice he could muster, he said "Winnie the Shit".
Met vriendelijke groet,
Michiel van der Plaats,
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Michiel van der Plaats | Windows en Internet | Tel 31(0)0172 494373
mplaats@cistron.nl | Specialist | www.vanderplaats.nl